Carpe Diem.

I’ve planned out exactly how I want to be proposed to, so read up, study, and memorize this. I’m making this easy for you, so you should be pretty happy.

Okay. So, You get one of those ring boxes. Like so:

Next. Insert Ring pop.

(preferably blue raspberry, they’re my favorite)

Next. Is the most difficult, elaborate part of the plan. And, I don’t know if it’s even possible, but you better figure it out, if you want me to marry you.

Insert REAL engagement ring into ring pop.

Now, I chuckle at the ring pop, and proceed to eat it. DUH DUH DUH. 
then. all of a sudden, I see something. Sparkling. In the ring pop.

IT’S AN ENGAGEMENT RING! :O
Then it’s a happy happy day, and I freak out, and reward you for following my plan perfectly.

And we live happily ever after.

With a very sticky engagement ring.